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marklisanti: Just saw the saddest thing in the world: a hipster at a bus stop, with a golf bag. I hope the wait at the Los Feliz pitch n' putt is minimal

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:13:39 -0700

marklisanti: Just saw the saddest thing in the world: a hipster at a bus stop, with a golf bag. I hope the wait at the Los Feliz pitch n' putt is minimal

Novita knows

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:22:45 -0700

Novita knows

diablocody: People.com says that Miley and Nick Jonas are "reconnecting." Like they're 45-year-old divorcees from Akron.

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:09:12 -0700

diablocody: People.com says that Miley and Nick Jonas are "reconnecting." Like they're 45-year-old divorcees from Akron.:

(via alexsfavorites)

"Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad…so here is..."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:09:00 -0700

“Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad…so here is it:
For sale 1 nagging dream smashing man hater. Make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb”

- best of craigslist: girlfriend forcing sale (via theoriginaljoefisher)

I misread this and all I thought was, “I wish I had a boyfriend with mustang parts. I certainly wouldn’t nag about that.”
(via baxterp)

marklisanti: Dear ABC/ESPN: No one gives even half a fuck about the Pao Gasol/Placido Domingo bromance. Please throw to a test pattern until the 2nd half

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:20:17 -0700

marklisanti: Dear ABC/ESPN: No one gives even half a fuck about the Pao Gasol/Placido Domingo bromance. Please throw to a test pattern until the 2nd half

Pearl Jam - I Am Mine

Fri, 08 May 2009 16:04:17 -0700

Pearl Jam - I Am Mine

Wonderwall - Ryan Adams

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:39:46 -0700

Wonderwall - Ryan Adams

annehubert: “Tick of Time”, The Kooks. Remembered it this...

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:00:00 -0700

annehubert:

“Tick of Time”, The Kooks. Remembered it this morning, so bonus for you

let's go Outback tonight

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:00:00 -0700

me: he's damn attractive though
me: i dunno why I'm not interested
me: i think it's 'cuz he's a bad kisser...
me: and bites a little too much
B: i had a girl like that
B: some biting hot
B: chewing up my face...i mean, we could just go get steak

Andrew Bird - Measuring Cups

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:19:08 -0700

Andrew Bird - Measuring Cups

The Difference Between Texas & California

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 08:37:04 -0700

The Difference Between Texas & California

U2 - Running to Stand Still

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:19:51 -0700

U2 - Running to Stand Still

Santa Monica Pier

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:25:06 -0700

Santa Monica Pier

Jeff Tweedy - Heavy Metal Drummer

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:24:24 -0800

Jeff Tweedy - Heavy Metal Drummer

marklisanti: Sadly, the end of the Oscar season brings along...

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:26:41 -0800

marklisanti:

Sadly, the end of the Oscar season brings along with it the end of the Oscarblog-linkwhoring season. I know, I know, it’s goddman tragic. But I’d like to take a moment to recognize the work of my VF.com editor Julian, who’s been cranking out great Photoshop illustrations to run alongside my nonsense the past eight weeks. He’s really outdone himself with this chilling manisfestation of the Hugh Jackman Demonbaby who’ll be fluttering menacingly through my nightmares for the next couple of months. Christ, I just wet my pants thinking of the sickening sound those batwings are going to make hovering by my ear tonight. Terrific. Time to break out the rubber sheets. Again.

via Alex Bain via Zolora: Create your own band and debut album...

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:56:00 -0800

via Alex Bain via Zolora:

Create your own band and debut album cover randomly

To Do This:

Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random. The first random Wikipedia article that comes up is the name of your band.

Go to Quotations Page and select “random quotations” or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 - The last four or five words of the very LAST quote on the page is the title of your first album.

Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days - The third picture in the top row, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

Post it to your preferred online outlet with this text in the “caption” or “comment” and TAG the friends you want to join in.

Great idea by Alex. On my album cover, I loved the combination of the desolate picture, the title of my band, “Without You”, and the title of my record, Empower it by Submitting to it. Sounds like a high quality, intraspective record from a hair band. First song would sound like More Than Words.

Holy - Love as Laughter

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:20:00 -0800

Holy - Love as Laughter

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose."

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:03:06 -0800

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose.”

- Woody Allen

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Coldplay

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 10:12:45 -0800

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Coldplay

"The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for love."

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:56:39 -0800

“The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for love.”

- Unknown (via bjornstar) (via heg)