Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad…so here is it:
For sale 1 nagging dream smashing man hater. Make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb

best of craigslist: girlfriend forcing sale (via theoriginaljoefisher)

I misread this and all I thought was, “I wish I had a boyfriend with mustang parts. I certainly wouldn’t nag about that.”

(via baxterp)