Kenny Kellogg's Tumblr
Aug 13
marklisanti: Just saw the saddest thing in the world: a hipster at a bus stop, with a golf bag. I hope the wait at the Los Feliz pitch n' putt is minimal
Jul 26

Novita knows
Jun 15
diablocody: People.com says that Miley and Nick Jonas are "reconnecting." Like they're 45-year-old divorcees from Akron.
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(via alexsfavorites)
Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad…so here is it:
For sale 1 nagging dream smashing man hater. Make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb
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best of craigslist: girlfriend forcing sale (via theoriginaljoefisher)
I misread this and all I thought was, “I wish I had a boyfriend with mustang parts. I certainly wouldn’t nag about that.”
(via baxterp)
Jun 14
marklisanti: Dear ABC/ESPN: No one gives even half a fuck about the Pao Gasol/Placido Domingo bromance. Please throw to a test pattern until the 2nd half
May 08
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Apr 10
let's go Outback tonight
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me:
he's damn attractive though
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me:
i dunno why I'm not interested
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me:
i think it's 'cuz he's a bad kisser...
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me:
and bites a little too much
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B:
i had a girl like that
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B:
some biting hot
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B:
chewing up my face...i mean, we could just go get steak
Apr 09