Kenny Kellogg's Tumblr

Aug 13

marklisanti: Just saw the saddest thing in the world: a hipster at a bus stop, with a golf bag. I hope the wait at the Los Feliz pitch n' putt is minimal

Jul 26

Novita knows

Novita knows

Jun 15

diablocody: People.com says that Miley and Nick Jonas are "reconnecting." Like they're 45-year-old divorcees from Akron. -

(via alexsfavorites)

“Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad…so here is it:
For sale 1 nagging dream smashing man hater. Make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb” —

best of craigslist: girlfriend forcing sale (via theoriginaljoefisher)

I misread this and all I thought was, “I wish I had a boyfriend with mustang parts. I certainly wouldn’t nag about that.”

(via baxterp)

Jun 14

marklisanti: Dear ABC/ESPN: No one gives even half a fuck about the Pao Gasol/Placido Domingo bromance. Please throw to a test pattern until the 2nd half

May 08

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Apr 10

let's go Outback tonight

Apr 09