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(via alexsfavorites)

Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad…so here is it:
For sale 1 nagging dream smashing man hater. Make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb

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best of craigslist: girlfriend forcing sale (via theoriginaljoefisher)

I misread this and all I thought was, “I wish I had a boyfriend with mustang parts. I certainly wouldn’t nag about that.”

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Pearl Jam - I Am Mine

Wonderwall - Ryan Adams

annehubert:

“Tick of Time”, The Kooks. Remembered it this morning, so bonus for you

let's go Outback tonight

me: he's damn attractive though

me: i dunno why I'm not interested

me: i think it's 'cuz he's a bad kisser...

me: and bites a little too much

B: i had a girl like that

B: some biting hot

B: chewing up my face...i mean, we could just go get steak

Andrew Bird - Measuring Cups